onion bag

Some nobody · Joined: 08 Feb 2008 Posts: 4

It's all about sticking it in the back of the old onion bag.

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Tommo_³ · Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 62

Some nobody wrote:
> It's all about sticking it in the back of the old onion bag.
>
>

Yes it is, and speaking as an onion bag specialist of quite some repute
it pains me to see today's penalty takers ignoring the sweet spot ; the
roof of the mongtarding net!11!11!!LOL!11!!!

"Oh I'l place it low, or just lamely down the middle and hope the
'keeper gambles". Pah, the rhetoric of today's losers. The onion bag is
8' tall and most keepers are only 6'2". You do the math.

--
"If you were on a rocket flying to the moon the man you would want
sitting next to you would be Tony Mowbray"
Bruce Rioch, 1986

Certic · Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 3

"Tommo ³" wrote in message @bt.com...
> Some nobody wrote:

>
> "Oh I'l place it low, or just lamely down the middle and hope the 'keeper
> gambles". Pah, the rhetoric of today's losers. The onion bag is 8' tall
> and most keepers are only 6'2". You do the math.
---
Aw gee, shucks, Hank, do you want we should do the math, huh? How 'bout then
Lakers?

Tommo_³ · Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 62

Certic wrote:
> "Tommo ³" wrote in message
> @bt.com...
>> Some nobody wrote:
>
>> "Oh I'l place it low, or just lamely down the middle and hope the 'keeper
>> gambles". Pah, the rhetoric of today's losers. The onion bag is 8' tall
>> and most keepers are only 6'2". You do the math.
> ---
> Aw gee, shucks, Hank, do you want we should do the math, huh? How 'bout then
> Lakers?
>
>

Look Marie Ellen, if you don't put your light out soon Jean Bob's going
to come in your room and show you his "thang" again.

Tommo_³ · Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 62

Mister M wrote:
> On Feb 11, 9:35 am, Tommo ³ wrote:
>> This is onion bag nirvana.
>>
> No, THIS is: http://www.commercialbagsupply.com/onionbags.asp
>
> The images must have been blocked coz they were just too filthy. Black
> woven drawtapes, eh?
>
> *wanks*
>
> M

I've heard it al before from these net teasers. "Woven poly mesh bag
with black woven drawtapes" but no clickable links until you pay a
subscription. They talk the talk, but anyone fancying a flax
masturbate-a-thon had better better do what we all do and hit
http://www.bannisterropes.com/step_one.asp : So called when Roger
Bannister cracked off the first non pubescent sub 4 minute wank.

--
"If you were on a rocket flying to the moon the man you would want
sitting next to you would be Tony Mowbray"
Bruce Rioch, 1986

Kenny Millers goal for Derby v Newcastle Must have been 30 yards out, goal of the month if not season imo. On his debut as well.

The brilliance of Bergkamp Too big to post here..... nice tribute from Alan Smith.

And another one for Zal to re-post................ Bernie The Bolt -- 'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

BBC match of the day tune.... Do you think they will finish with "i predict a riot"? ;-) JB

England Out ? pmsl :-)