It's a good job that hugs aren't given out on FA Cup weekends, because
there'd be a swift kick in the bollocks for Middlesbrough for their nil
nil badness yesterday. Everyone knows Jesus cries when both onion bags
remain intact after 90 minutes of so called "effort". He just doesn't
like that sort of thing.
And we got deference from the referee too. There should've been only 10
smoggies protecting that onion bag, and we all know what happens when
you're one smog down ; you point, you laugh, he takes an early bath . .
.. Whea-he-ter
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