Right, I'm off...

Joe Horowitz · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1341

....to start my new life as a young urban professional bachelor. Don't
suppose I'll ever post here again, what with all the young ladies I'll be
shagging at endless cocaine parties in swanky neon bars along Whiteladies
Road, but if I do, it'll be in about a week when Mr Branson reconnects my
teh webs.

Cunts.

--
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Archived from group: uk>sport>football

Tommo_³ · Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 62

Joe Horowitz wrote:
> ....to start my new life as a young urban professional bachelor. Don't
> suppose I'll ever post here again, what with all the young ladies I'll be
> shagging at endless cocaine parties in swanky neon bars along Whiteladies
> Road, but if I do, it'll be in about a week when Mr Branson reconnects my
> teh webs.
>
> Cunts.
>
>

Richard should have stuck to making pickle, with the help of his world
famous chutney ferrets. All this "tycoon" business has gone to his head.
He'll end up on his arse - I can't see him ever making a success of
anything.

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Michael Cunningham · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 565

"Mister M" wrote in message @t66g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>> Don't suppose I'll ever post here again, what with all the young ladies
>> I'll be
>> shagging at endless cocaine parties in swanky neon bars along Whiteladies
>> Road,
>
>It never stopped Mikey, FFS.

Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along, Martin.
Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually propositioned on
Facebook, btw?

I'm pretty sure I'll be switching to Joe's 'Ladies And Cocaine' plan
soon enough.

See ya, Youksef. It's been... well, it's been just under ten years.

--
Mike

Sir Benjamin Nunn · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2058

"Michael Cunningham" wrote in message $qg$1@aioe.org...
> "Mister M" wrote in message
> @t66g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>>> Don't suppose I'll ever post here again, what with all the young ladies
>>> I'll be
>>> shagging at endless cocaine parties in swanky neon bars along
>>> Whiteladies
>>> Road,
>>
>>It never stopped Mikey, FFS.
>
> Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along, Martin.
> Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually propositioned on
> Facebook, btw?

No. No I haven't.

BTN

Sid · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1126

"Sir Benjamin Nunn" wrote in@mid.individual.net:

> "Michael Cunningham" wrote in message

>> Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along,
>> Martin. Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually
>> propositioned on Facebook, btw?

> No. No I haven't.

Neither have I.

Sid

news · Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

On Feb 27, 8:47 am, Sid wrote:
> "Sir Benjamin Nunn" wrote >
> > "Michael Cunningham" wrote in message
> >> Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along,
> >> Martin. Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually
> >> propositioned on Facebook, btw?
> > No. No I haven't.
> Neither have I.

Hmmm, a pattern is emerging here - Mikey is the only one getting
sexually propositioned on Facebook. Did any of us think this was
unexpected?

M

Paul C · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 342

On 26 Feb 2008 19:47:50 GMT, Sid
wrote:

>"Sir Benjamin Nunn" wrote in
>@mid.individual.net:
>
>> "Michael Cunningham" wrote in message
>
>>> Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along,
>>> Martin. Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually
>>> propositioned on Facebook, btw?
>
>> No. No I haven't.
>
>Neither have I.

What's Facebook? Please subscribe me.

Sir Benjamin Nunn · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2058

"Paul C" wrote in message @4ax.com...
>>
>>>> Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along,
>>>> Martin. Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually
>>>> propositioned on Facebook, btw?
>>
>>> No. No I haven't.
>>
>>Neither have I.
>
> What's Facebook? Please subscribe me.

You died of old age before it was invented.

BTN

Vicky Conlan · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2402

According to :
>>>>> Yes, but that was before Facebook and all its riches came along,
>>>>> Martin. Has anyone else noticed how easy it is to get sexually
>>>>> propositioned on Facebook, btw?
>>>
>>>> No. No I haven't.
>>>
>>>Neither have I.
>>
>> What's Facebook? Please subscribe me.
>
>You died of old age before it was invented.

A cruel person would point out at this point that despite having died of
old age many years ago, Paul still gets more girl-time than you. Of course,
no-one here would be that type of person.
--

Sir Benjamin Nunn · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2058

"Vicky Conlan" wrote in message $1473$1@magenta.plig.net...
>>>>
>>>>Neither have I.
>>>
>>> What's Facebook? Please subscribe me.
>>
>>You died of old age before it was invented.
>
> A cruel person would point out at this point that despite having died of
> old age many years ago, Paul still gets more girl-time than you. Of
> course,
> no-one here would be that type of person.

Pfft. I'll have you know, I've had about 8 hours of girl-time this year.

Or, to put it another way, £1000 worth.

BTN

Vicky Conlan · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2402

According to :
>> A cruel person would point out at this point that despite having died of
>> old age many years ago, Paul still gets more girl-time than you. Of
>> course, no-one here would be that type of person.
>
>Pfft. I'll have you know, I've had about 8 hours of girl-time this year.
>
>Or, to put it another way, £1000 worth.

Heh, I did think about specifying "non paid for girl-time", but I don't
know Paul that well.
--

Sir Benjamin Nunn · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2058

"Vicky Conlan" wrote in message $18jk$1@magenta.plig.net...
> According to :
>>> A cruel person would point out at this point that despite having died of
>>> old age many years ago, Paul still gets more girl-time than you. Of
>>> course, no-one here would be that type of person.
>>
>>Pfft. I'll have you know, I've had about 8 hours of girl-time this year.
>>
>>Or, to put it another way, £1000 worth.
>
> Heh, I did think about specifying "non paid for girl-time", but I don't
> know Paul that well.

Does that make a difference to how much you charge him?

BTN

Michael Cunningham · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 565

wrote in message@x30g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
> Hmmm, a pattern is emerging here - Mikey is the only one getting
> sexually propositioned on Facebook. Did any of us think this was
> unexpected?

I did. I thought it'd take at least a couple of months before I started
getting messages like:

"wow you have quite a way with words. i bet you use it to get women
into bed. think it will work with this woman??!"

I don't know the answer to her question, but I certainly thought it was
nice of her to ask.

--
Mike

Michael Cunningham · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 565

"Paul C" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> What's Facebook? Please subscribe me.

I'd very much like you to join Facebook, Paul. It'd be a great way for
you and me to cement our decade-long bond and become friends on an
official level.

Then, I think you should persuade your daughter to join (if she hasn't
already)
and introduce us. I think that'd be nice.

Have a think about it.

--
Mike

Calling G@zz@ Any news yet mate? Steve

I'm baaaaaaaaaack Finally got rid of shitty fagotserve! Great result on Wednesday night - good to see Crespo doing lots of running, but he still needs to do more work IMO. Terry and Gallas looked good again, but their left wing looked very decent - almost a German Duff! An

rosicky injured again... just been replaced by eduardo after 10 minutes...are we going to have any players left soon? feel sorry for theo, getting a start up front and now having to go wide right

Nice play from Evra for their goal Almunia was at fault from our perspective though.

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