Who's goin' to Fiorentina away?

Barnsley The Bolt · Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 197

Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
me back - fingers crossed!

Anyone else going?

Bernie The Bolt
--
'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's
clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

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fads · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 13

"Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message @news.btinternet.com...
> Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
> inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
> attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
> wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
> girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
> away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
> be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
> pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
> gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
> me back - fingers crossed!
>
> Anyone else going?
>
> Bernie The Bolt

I'm going, fly from manchester to paris, then to florence on the 5th March

2 nights in a 3* hotel all for £258!

Just the small issue of sorting match tickets!!

Fads

Barnsley The Bolt · Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 197

On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:29:40 GMT, "fads" wrote:

>
>"Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message
>@news.btinternet.com...
>> Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
>> inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
>> attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
>> wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
>> girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
>> away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
>> be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
>> pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
>> gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
>> me back - fingers crossed!
>>
>> Anyone else going?
>>
>> Bernie The Bolt
>
>I'm going, fly from manchester to paris, then to florence on the 5th March
>
>2 nights in a 3* hotel all for £258!
>
>Just the small issue of sorting match tickets!!
>

I think you're better off getting your flights first. Once all the
flights have gone those who are entitled to tickets won't take them up
so there'll be a lot more available.

£258 for 2 flights and 2 nights is really good, that's more than I'll
be paying for my one flight and one night, that's if Thomas Cook come
up trumps for me!

Bernie The Bolt
--
'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's
clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

fads · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 13

"Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message @news.btinternet.com...
> On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:29:40 GMT, "fads" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message
>>@news.btinternet.com...
>>> Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
>>> inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
>>> attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
>>> wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
>>> girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
>>> away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
>>> be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
>>> pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
>>> gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
>>> me back - fingers crossed!
>>>
>>> Anyone else going?
>>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt
>>
>>I'm going, fly from manchester to paris, then to florence on the 5th March
>>
>>2 nights in a 3* hotel all for £258!
>>
>>Just the small issue of sorting match tickets!!
>>
>
> I think you're better off getting your flights first. Once all the
> flights have gone those who are entitled to tickets won't take them up
> so there'll be a lot more available.
>
> £258 for 2 flights and 2 nights is really good, that's more than I'll
> be paying for my one flight and one night, that's if Thomas Cook come
> up trumps for me!
>
> Bernie The Bolt
> --
> 'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's
> clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

I should disclose the fact that my good lady wife is a travel agent and
booked the flights for us as soon as the Fiorentina game was done and
dusted! It was all done by the time we got back home from the game!

fads

Barnsley The Bolt · Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 197

On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:15:30 GMT, "fads" wrote:

>
>"Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message
>@news.btinternet.com...
>> On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:29:40 GMT, "fads" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message
>>>@news.btinternet.com...
>>>> Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
>>>> inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
>>>> attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
>>>> wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
>>>> girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
>>>> away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
>>>> be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
>>>> pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
>>>> gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
>>>> me back - fingers crossed!
>>>>
>>>> Anyone else going?
>>>>
>>>> Bernie The Bolt
>>>
>>>I'm going, fly from manchester to paris, then to florence on the 5th March
>>>
>>>2 nights in a 3* hotel all for £258!
>>>
>>>Just the small issue of sorting match tickets!!
>>>
>>
>> I think you're better off getting your flights first. Once all the
>> flights have gone those who are entitled to tickets won't take them up
>> so there'll be a lot more available.
>>
>> £258 for 2 flights and 2 nights is really good, that's more than I'll
>> be paying for my one flight and one night, that's if Thomas Cook come
>> up trumps for me!
>>
>> Bernie The Bolt
>> --
>> 'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's
>> clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley
>
>I should disclose the fact that my good lady wife is a travel agent and
>booked the flights for us as soon as the Fiorentina game was done and
>dusted! It was all done by the time we got back home from the game!
>

Now that *is* handy!

Bernie The Bolt
--
'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's
clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

scoopex · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 7519

fads wrote:
> "Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message
> @news.btinternet.com...
>> Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
>> inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
>> attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
>> wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
>> girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
>> away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
>> be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
>> pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
>> gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
>> me back - fingers crossed!
>>
>> Anyone else going?
>>
>> Bernie The Bolt
>
> I'm going, fly from manchester to paris, then to florence on the 5th March
>
> 2 nights in a 3* hotel all for £258!
>
> Just the small issue of sorting match tickets!!
>
> Fads
>
>

another bernie the liar joke story *exposed*

pmfsl. Smile

Barnsley The Bolt · Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 197

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:07:33 +0000, scoopex
wrote:

>fads wrote:
>> "Barnsley The Bolt" wrote in message
>> @news.btinternet.com...
>>> Just rang Thomas Cook and tried to book on one of the official (ticket
>>> inclusive) trips . To be eligible for a ticket you needed to have
>>> attended 2 previous away games in Europe which I hadn't, but the
>>> wording was a bit vague so I thought I'd try and wing it. When the
>>> girl asked me which 2 games I'd been to I said Wigan and Blackburn
>>> away, and told her that yes I know they weren't European games but to
>>> be honest both towns felt like I was visiting a foreign country! She
>>> pissed herself laughing and said for being a cheeky bugger she was
>>> gonna put my application in, although she did say the club might knock
>>> me back - fingers crossed!
>>>
>>> Anyone else going?
>>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt
>>
>> I'm going, fly from manchester to paris, then to florence on the 5th March
>>
>> 2 nights in a 3* hotel all for £258!
>>
>> Just the small issue of sorting match tickets!!
>>
>> Fads
>>
>>
>
>another bernie the liar joke story *exposed*
>

Anyone got the faintest idea what the armchair mongboy is on about?

Bernie The Bolt
--
'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's
clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

Mutu out for Fiorentina Bernie The Bolt -- 'Tommy Smith would frequently turn up for training wearing women's clothes. We used to pretend we hadn't noticed.' - Bob Paisley

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