O/T: Joke

Chas · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 189

A family of prostitutes were talking and the daughter says "I got £50 last
night for a blowjob." "You're lucky" says Mum," in my day we got just £5."
Gran says "You were both lucky. In my day you was thankful for the warm
drink"

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Jimbo · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 355

YUGGHH !

"Chas" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
>A family of prostitutes were talking and the daughter says "I got £50 last
>night for a blowjob." "You're lucky" says Mum," in my day we got just £5."
>Gran says "You were both lucky. In my day you was thankful for the warm
>drink"
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