[SBL 07/08] - Week 29 odds

Joe Horowitz · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1341

****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****

Almost on the home straight now. Can you keep your nerve? Or did you not
have any to start with? Let the Youks decide.

One other thing, while I'm here, it looks like I'm going to be moving house
next Monday or Tuesday, and is is often the case with these things, may be
offline for some time. I definitely won't be able to do the SBL next week,
and might not the week after but hope to.

If someone could volunteer to take this puppy off my hands for a week, two
at the most, it would be much appreciated. Thanks.
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This week's match odds (23/2/0 Cool

:

Home Draw Away
Birmingham City v Arsenal (12:45GMT) 7.85 4.4 1.51
Fulham v West Ham (15:00GMT) 2.55 3.25 2.75
Liverpool v Middlesbrough (15:00GMT) 1.4 4.4 9
Portsmouth v Sunderland (15:00GMT) 1.68 3.5 6
Wigan v Derby County (15:00GMT) 1.66 3.65 5.5
Newcastle Utd v Manchester Utd (17:15GMT) 7.3 3.8 1.51
Coventry City v Leicester City (15:00GMT) 2.5 3.25 2.7
Colchester Utd v Bristol City (15:00GMT) 2.62 3.25 2.6
Watford v Preston North End (15:00GMT) 1.61 3.4 5.5
West Brom v Hull City (15:00GMT) 1.66 3.4 5.5

Deadline for betcunting: 11:45GMT, 23/2/08
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Balances:

Vicky 335
Joe 288
Ben 244
Kevin 207
Sid 194
Goalie 189
Gra 183
Mikey 148
Osbourne 138
Poleson 105
Cornelius 61
Chopsy 57
Martin 23
Nigel 18
Roo 15
TonyMac 6
Bobby 5
Demo 5
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HoHY

"VIVA Las BETCUNTS!!!1one!1!!freedom!!1!1!" - Elvis Presley

http://uksf.org.uk/betcunt/

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Vicky Conlan · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2402

According to :
> Fulham v West Ham (15:00GMT) 2.55 3.25 2.75

BET: 15 on the draw

> Vicky 335
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Bobby Internet · Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 10

> ======================================
> Liverpool v Middlesbrough (15:00GMT) 1.4 4.4 9
> Bobby 5
> ============

5 on the DRAW please

Tony McChrystal · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 48

On 18 Feb, 14:56, "Joe Horowitz"
wrote:

> West Brom v Hull City (15:00GMT) 1.66 3.4 5.5

> TonyMac 6

4 on West Brom WINWINWIN please Joe.

Osbourne Ruddock · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2614

"Joe Horowitz" wrote in$LD6.9602@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:

> One other thing, while I'm here, it looks like I'm going to be moving
> house next Monday or Tuesday, and is is often the case with these
> things, may be offline for some time. I definitely won't be able to
> do the SBL next week, and might not the week after but hope to.
>
> If someone could volunteer to take this puppy off my hands for a week,
> two at the most, it would be much appreciated. Thanks.

I nominate Mikey or Ben. Those cunts never do anything for anyone.

Lazy cunts.

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Cheers, Os

Mister M · Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

On Feb 19, 9:18 am, Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> "Joe Horowitz" wrote in$LD6.9602@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
> > If someone could volunteer to take this puppy off my hands for a week,
> > two at the most, it would be much appreciated. Thanks.
>
> I nominate Mikey or Ben. Those cunts never do anything for anyone.
>
AWTWP. However, you know I'm always there for you Joe. I can fiddle
with your formulae if you like.

> Lazy cunts.
>
Ben yes, but not Mikey surely? He's not lazy at all.

M

Osbourne Ruddock · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2614

Mister M wrote in@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

>
>> Lazy cunts.
>>
> Ben yes, but not Mikey surely? He's not lazy at all.
>

Well, in Mikey's case when I said lazy I was meaning cunty, but MPS.

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Cheers, Os

Mister M · Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 88

On Feb 19, 3:56 am, "Joe Horowitz"
wrote:
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****
>
> Portsmouth v Sunderland (15:00GMT) 1.68 3.5 6

BET: AMY on Pompey to WIN

> Martin 23

M

Michael Cunningham · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 565

"Osbourne Ruddock" wrote in message @130.133.1.4...
>>> Lazy cunts.
>>>
>> Ben yes, but not Mikey surely? He's not lazy at all.
>
> Well, in Mikey's case when I said lazy I was meaning cunty, but MPS.

This thread has taken a most sickeningly ABM turn.

I would never have expected that of Youksef.

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Mike

Michael Cunningham · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 565

"Osbourne Ruddock" wrote in message@130.133.1.4...
> I nominate Mikey or Ben. Those cunts never do anything for anyone.

I dread to think what Youksef would look like today, Os, if it hadn't
been for all that the great man and I have done. I just dread to think.

On this occasion, though, I dread to think what would happen if
Martin didn't do it.

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Mike

Osbourne Ruddock · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 2614

"Michael Cunningham" wrote in$4t8$2@aioe.org:

> I dread to think what Youksef would look like today, Os, if it hadn't
> been for all that the great man and I have done. I just dread to
> think.
>
> On this occasion, though, I dread to think what would happen if
> Martin didn't do it.
>

So you'll do it then, Mikey? Good man, I take back everything I said.

Ben's still a cunt though.

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Cheers, Os

Sid · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1126

"Joe Horowitz" wrote in

> One other thing, while I'm here, it looks like I'm going to be moving
> house next Monday or Tuesday, and is is often the case with these
> things, may be offline for some time. I definitely won't be able to
> do the SBL next week, and might not the week after but hope to.
>
> If someone could volunteer to take this puppy off my hands for a week,
> two at the most, it would be much appreciated. Thanks.

Sorry, I would but, I have a bit of traveling to do this coming weekend. On
the other hand, this is the perfect opportunity for Mr. Hellbar to make a
reappearance.

> Liverpool v Middlesbrough (15:00GMT) 1.4 4.4 9

5Y on the draw, please.

> Sid 194

Sid, thanks!

Roo · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1354

Joe Horowitz wrote:
> ****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****

> ==============================================
> Coventry City v Leicester City (15:00GMT) 2.5 3.25 2.7
> ==============================================

10 Youks on an AWAY win please Joe.

> ======
> Balance:
> Roo 15
> ======

Joe Horowitz · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 1341

"Mister M" wrote in message @e23g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> If you do need me to do it, it would be helpful if you could let me
> know before the end of Friday . By which I mean Friday here, of
> course. Which is probably 3 weeks last Tuesday for you.

Okay then, I'll say yes now, because I've an awful lot to sort out in the
next few days and I might forget otherwise. However, when you say the
above, does that mean you need the spreadshit by the end of Friday as well?
I'm happy to process and post the week 29 results and send you the
spreadshit after the last match on Saturday, all ready for week 30, but if
you need it before and are happy to post the week 29 results we can do that
as well.

Although, I was going to post the monthly stats this week. I don't suppose
you really want to be arsing around with that.

> Obviously I'm expecting some other cunt to step up to the plate, but
> just in case....

It's not going to happen. Let's just put ourselves out of our misery now
and get this done.

Cults.

--
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Mister M · Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 81

Joe Horowitz wrote:
>
> Okay then, I'll say yes now, because I've an awful lot to sort out in the
> next few days and I might forget otherwise. However, when you say the
> above, does that mean you need the spreadshit by the end of Friday as well?
> I'm happy to process and post the week 29 results and send you the
> spreadshit after the last match on Saturday, all ready for week 30, but if
> you need it before and are happy to post the week 29 results we can do that
> as well.
>

No worries matey - I'll leave you to tidy up Week 29 then flick it over
to me. I assume you'll be needing me to post the odds and stuff. Where
do you get those again? Or should I ask Ben?

M

--
Martin: Poster, large, helpful, SBL administrator. Beer Baron and
spreadshit maestro. Last remaining Huddersfield fan on the planet.

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